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Thankless task…
Bush takes a swing at cricket in Pakistan – Yahoo! News UKIt’s bad enough trying to explain cricket to the average intelligent American…
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What O’Donnell should have said…
OMB NEWS | UK | UK Politics | In Full: Tessa Jowell inquiry letter Of course, Owen Barder does it with his customary style.
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Jowellgate continued
BBC NEWS | UK | Tessa Jowell splits from husband Interesting that this has happened now. Am I just terminally cynical, or is this a case of a marriage being sacrificed for a ministerial career?
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It wasn’t me…
There’s an episode of The Simpsons, where Bart’s instant denial of wrong doing – “It wasn’t me, I didn’t do it” etc. leads to a brief spell of fame, as his catchphrase catches on. The standard Labour government minister’s catchphrase must be “I didn’t know”, with the occasional “I wasn’t aware”, “I don’t recall” and…
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…and relax…
The scene – our local Thresher (tip: only go there if you are buying three bottles of wine, as their pricing structure is based on 3 for 2, which works out at about supermarket prices) Two women of about 20 are in front of me. They have clearly dashed out from their workplace, because they…
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Get your red pens out now…
Richard and Judy Summer reads – read extracts of all them Free: “False Impression is Jeffrey Archer’s latest pacy thriller that no fan should miss and you can win one of five uncorrected proofs.” Presumably there’s a prize of a book by a real author if you do all the corrections…
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Health and Safety
BBC NEWS | England | Manchester | 21 rescued after floor collapses They should have done a risk assessment first…
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Ties that bind
BBC NEWS | Health | Doctor ties ‘to go in MRSA fight’So all doctors are men, apparently?
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Bloody Hell!
This is another of Owen Barder’s fantastic spoofs – trouble is, they are getting ever closer to reality. I think we are arriving at a point where the government will be beyond parody…
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Trouble at t’Mill
BBC NEWS | Education | Academics vote for strike action Well, it had to happen. Don’t you think Jocelyn Prudence is the perfect name for the employers’ negotiator?